Hello. Good morning. I’m Scott Stevens. Nice to meet you. We’re so excited. We’re here to get down and dirty so put us to work. Okay, let’s do it.
Have y’all ever done this before? No, no…..you’re in for a treat.
This should be a train wreck, but it will be fun.
After we had changed into our official work shirts and were given a clean rag, it was time to get to work.
Have y’all ever had a girl work here? No, we’ve never had a girl work here except besides in the office, in accounting.
But i mean, girls can do this right? We’re about to find out.
I mean, how hard could it be? I’ve birthed a child, you would think I could be able to do this.
Put her down. Woah! Good thing I didn’t eat extra breakfast this morning.
Moving right along…. our first job was to take hub caps off the tires.
You can do this, Mandy. I have faith in you. Oh. well, Okay. man down.
After adding a little war paint, it was onto learning how to change oil.
How many times do you take a shower? Twice a day; morning and night.
Oh, there’s a way to tote it. There’s a certain way. That makes perfect sense. Get a little greasy. Greasy.
Since I’m vertically challenged, we just have to do what we have to do so don’t judge. That was close. You’re going to have to pull the yellow dipstick out and read it to see if it’s full or low or overfull.
You know our cameraman is a dipstick. Have you met him?
Loosen it up for us. Wait! How’d you do that? Seriously? I hate you right now. Are you kidding me right now?
You’ve got three seconds to get back before that oil comes out. Is this in the right spot? It’s fine. It’s coming out. I see it. Abort, abort.
Brian!! Okay, I’m done. We need a shower. Do y’all have a shower on site?
I’m done. Clean up on aisle 10.
Okay, so that was an epic fail, but we had to shallow our pride because it was onto the next customer.
Ladies, ladies. I need y’all to check to air in my tires. Alright we’re here. I’m your huckleberry. I’ll be your fin.
Okay, Mandy you’re doing a great job. Keep up the good work. How’s it going on down there Mandy? It’s going great y’all. I think I’m going to be the first female mechanic at Scott Stevens tires. You need anything, I got you.
Okay, what are we doing at this point? You’re going to balance these new tires. Okay. This is our balancer. Let me show you how to do it, okay.
There you go girl. You missed a spot. Mandy! You got to slick it up on the bead. Ohhhh. Take this bar. I told you, you missed a spot. She’s getting a little mouthy over here, isn’t she? Let me hold that. You get in here and do it. Show her how it’s don, Mandy. I’m tapping out. I don’t know how to do it either. How do I do this? Alright, you got to push that in. Follow it all the way around. Look at y’all. Show off. Just always showing off. I’m going to hire her.
Did you mess up? Did I? Ohh! Stop!
Mandy, you do think we would survive out here ever? I’m not sure I’d last an hour out here. I had a heart attack. I have a prolapsed heart valve and you’re making it worse.
Sneaky little snake. We’re going to try and sneak up on Paul since he was trying to scare us earlier. We got to do it when he’s not looking.
So what are you doing out here? Checking the breaks. Anything wrong with them? Well, they’re complaining with a break noise.
But Scott Stevens does actually have one female employees so we had to go meet her before we left.
Okay, so we have been told that you are the brains behind this entire operation. And, I’ve been told we have two lovely young ladies as new employees. That need a bath. Yes! Well, you guys got plenty dirty out there. Did y’all have a good time? Yes, we have had a lot of fun. So much fun! Except for the oil spilling out. We were not ready for the oil. No, we were not ready.
And, so after we had changed and checked oil, balanced and put air in tires, we quickly learned we probably didn’t have what it takes to be a mechanic, but our boss for the day had one more surprise for us before we left.
Okay, girls since y’all been so sweet, so good and so helpful, I’m going to present both of you with a free oil change from Scott Stevens tires.
This is so nice. Thank you. My jeep needs an oil change. What if we need a manicure too? Uh, I couldn’t help you there…